Tuesday, December 8, 2009


Saturday, September 19, 2009

Party entertainer-Rick Roll'd

Party entertainer- Rick roll (Upper East Side)


Date: 2009-09-19, 6:57PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-ehzye-1382852574@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


HELLO!

I am having a birthday party for my 7 year old son and would like to hire someone to "Rickroll" the party.

I envision you hiding somewhere in my home until we start singing happy birthday, at which point you could jump out and start singing "never gonna give you up".

I will provide a boom box and microphone, so long as you can provide the appropriate costume. I can also provide a printed copy of the lyrics, though Ideally ou would be very familiar with them already.

additionally, I would hope that the ideal candidate would be very familiar with the concept of "Rick rolling". However, if you go to YouTube or google and type in "Rick roll" you'll find what I'm talking about.

My son is a HUGE Rick Astley fan so this is very important to us. Please, serious candidates only.

I cannot provide payment but can offer you an assortmet of homemade canned goods.

GREAT RESUME BUILDER!!!!

*please be advised-we have cats, in case you have an allergy this my present a problem.

Please send me your credentials for this position. I look forward to hearing from you!!!!!! God bless!!!!

Leslie

  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $1USD

*CURRENT STATUS-NO RESPONSES

Duck Bucket

Duck bucket (Greenwich Village)


Date: 2009-09-15, 12:48AM EDT
Reply to: sale-qnhcw-1375059581@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for duck bucket. Must hold 10-12 ducks. Will pay $1 USD for each duck bucket holds. Serious inquiries only. Duck bucket must be in good working condition and must be clean of previous duck feathers.

God bless!!!

Leslie

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Responses:

Hi there,

I saw your want ad on Craigslist. I think I have found what you were looking for.

Find details at http://greatcollectibles.us/

I hope this helps you in your search!

Regards,

Baese

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Hi Baese,
Thank you for your help. I am actually looking for a bucket that will hold ducks (like the poultry). I have received other emails offering to sell me similar items as well as the KFC Jumbo Chicken buckets, which is not what I am in need of. Do you have any suggestiongs on how I could clarify my posting? Thank you for you help and God Bless!!!!
Leslie





*STATUS: NO RESPONSE

The Second Coming

THE SECOND COMING - $1 (Central Mass)


Date: 2009-09-14, 11:04AM EDT
Reply to: sale-kktch-1373670220@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


LOOKING FOR: SECOND COMING!!!!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST???????????

MUST HAVE PROOF OF SECOND COMING (I.E. BIBLICAL REFERENCES). AM VERY SERIOUS.

AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES THEY ARE THE SECOND COMING TO COME TO MY HOME TO MEET MY FAMILY AND TEACH US. CANNOT AFFORD TO PAY BUT AM WILLING TO COOK YOU A MEAL AS PAYMENT-WILL COOK ANYTHING YOU LIKE!

ALSO, BE ADVISED, WE HAVE 3 CATS (IF YOU HAVE A CAT ALLERGY WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE ELSE BESIDES MY HOME)

LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU. GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!

LESLIE


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Responses:


Hello Leslie!

I am undoubtedly the second coming of Jesus Christ, the son of God. I am in constant communication with the Lord.

This summer, i walked on water in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. The only reason that I attempted this was because I died of a sudden and unexplained heart-attack on Good Friday this year, only to be revived a short time later... I was unconscious in the hospital until Easter Sunday.

Since then, I have been receiving communications from my Father on an almost constant basis.

I am determined to spread the Good Word. Many may think that I am crazy, but they have no faith.

God Bless,
Kurt Miller
Second Coming of Christ


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Leslie, there is no second coming! Anyone that would tell you otherwise is pulling more than your leg. If direction is what you seek, I will help, but I’ll not try to hoodwink you into thinking what’s fantasy. I’m joe, a strong honest guy with lots of dreams.


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In the scriptures, in the account where Jesus is taken up to heaven, the
account says that he was caught away in the clouds. If he was caught away by
clouds then they could no longer see him. Then the Angel that appeared to
the on-lookers told them that Jesus would return in the same manner. He
would not be visible at his second coming. The word can be translated
presence. It would be an invisible presence.

So, I know I am not the second coming of Christ, but I do know that I can
show you, from the bible, that the second coming has already occurred. He is
present now. Not on the earth as a person, but in a spiritual way, he is
present right now. This of course in in preparation for Armageddon.

Are you interested in seeing the proof of this? If so, I'll Email you the
proof from God's word the bible.

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Are you looking for someone that believes THEY are the 2nd coming of Jesus or are you just looking to learn what the Bible says about it?

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