distractions

as i'm sitting at the computer, trying to update my website, i'm being ATTACKED by my own dad. here's how the aggravation has progressed:

first- he comes over singing the Dreidle song (however you spell dreidle...) and trying to poke me in the ear. i swat him away.

second-he comes over with a tiny toy house trying to poke my ear with it, still singing Jewish songs


third-he comes over carrying a 30 pound sewing machine trying to cram it into my head while still singing

fourth- now he's shining a flashlight at me. while singing.


fifth-now he's giggling and pointing a laser level at my forehead.