Showing posts with label mass pike. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mass pike. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

new house

now that my parents are getting older, they've been fiendishly searching for a new, smaller house. The one they currently have set their sites on, an old ramshackled lean-to from the 1700's, is desperately in need of renovations. My dad, in one of his "silly" moods, after being stuck in MassPike traffic for 2 hours, described to me the renovations on our "new" house, should we move there.

-"there will be an opal door,...so that we can always find it"
-"the house will be painted chartreuse" (because he likes the word "chartreuse")
-"a powder blue trim"
-"and celery green shutters"


beautiful.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Noondnick

Word of the WEek:

Thanks to my Dad, we have a new word to add to our repertoire (ie zipper heads, illiots).

The word is: (n.) Noodnick
"Look at this fuckin' Noodnick ova heah, tryin' to cut me off. You
fuckin' Noodnick!"