The Second Coming

THE SECOND COMING - $1 (Central Mass)

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Date: 2009-09-14, 11:04AM EDT
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LOOKING FOR: SECOND COMING!!!!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST???????????

MUST HAVE PROOF OF SECOND COMING (I.E. BIBLICAL REFERENCES). AM VERY SERIOUS.

AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES THEY ARE THE SECOND COMING TO COME TO MY HOME TO MEET MY FAMILY AND TEACH US. CANNOT AFFORD TO PAY BUT AM WILLING TO COOK YOU A MEAL AS PAYMENT-WILL COOK ANYTHING YOU LIKE!

ALSO, BE ADVISED, WE HAVE 3 CATS (IF YOU HAVE A CAT ALLERGY WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE ELSE BESIDES MY HOME)

LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU. GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!

LESLIE


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Responses:

Hello Leslie!

I am undoubtedly the second coming of Jesus Christ, the son of God. I am in constant communication with the Lord.

This summer, i walked on water in both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans. The only reason that I attempted this was because I died of a sudden and unexplained heart-attack on Good Friday this year, only to be revived a short time later... I was unconscious in the hospital until Easter Sunday.

Since then, I have been receiving communications from my Father on an almost constant basis.

I am determined to spread the Good Word. Many may think that I am crazy, but they have no faith.

God Bless,

Kurt Miller

Second Coming of Christ

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Leslie, there is no second coming! Anyone that would tell you otherwise is pulling more than your leg. If direction is what you seek, I will help, but I’ll not try to hoodwink you into thinking what’s fantasy. I’m joe, a strong honest guy with lots of dreams.


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In the scriptures, in the account where Jesus is taken up to heaven, the
account says that he was caught away in the clouds. If he was caught away by
clouds then they could no longer see him. Then the Angel that appeared to
the on-lookers told them that Jesus would return in the same manner. He
would not be visible at his second coming. The word can be translated
presence. It would be an invisible presence.

So, I know I am not the second coming of Christ, but I do know that I can
show you, from the bible, that the second coming has already occurred. He is
present now. Not on the earth as a person, but in a spiritual way, he is
present right now. This of course in in preparation for Armageddon.

Are you interested in seeing the proof of this? If so, I'll Email you the
proof from God's word the bible.

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Are you looking for someone that believes THEY are the 2nd coming of Jesus or are you just looking to learn what the Bible says about it?