flight of the air hog

it's 11pm and my roommate decides it's time to fly the air hog. Despite sounds like a subtle term for masturbation, it's actually a remote control airplane of sorts that he received for xmas. after charging her up, we took her to the church parking lot for the inaugural flight of the air hog.

it was, less than majestic we'll say. it's flight patterns seemed to resemble an object caught in a tornado, and i was beginning to wonder if "air hog" was some sick reference to what it might actually look like "when pigs fly".

after about 5 minutes we had to recharge the bacon plane, at which point my other roommate took the opportunity to religiously relieved himself in the darkened corner of the church parking lot (i like these kinds of people), we were at it again. this time it lasted 2 minutes and managed to fly directly into my head about three times.