here some of things i've done over the past few days while waiting to hear back from potential employers:
1. researched selling my eggs- because i don't mind having hundreds of my bastard children running around, so long as they don't ask me for money.
2. signed up for clinical testing/ clinical research trials-they actually pay pretty well, and if i'm willing to take drugs NOT approved by the FDA, i could make bank.
3. changed my birthday on facebook to the current day, while simultaneously having a status that says "Laura loves fake birthdays"- it's really amazing. try it.
4. watched all 3 seasons of Arrested Development and felt a genuine sense of loss after watching the last episode.
5. investigated double sided tape.
6. watched every single daytime court room drama NYC tv has to offer.
7. watched the "Black College Trivia Bowl" on tv-yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.
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