cat sex

there have been cats, having sex on my porch...frequently. this usually occurs in the 4-430am area, and sounds something like a new born baby being skinned alive. my guess is that they've been attracted to the porch by rick's (the homeless man- see post "my name's rick") piss drenched belongings on the porch. I'm not sure if cats are attracted to human urine, but if they are, that's my explanation. Apparently this is a common problem on brooklyn porches, as one of my friends in brooklyn, upon hearing this story excitedly said he experienced the same thing, and then commenced to make a dead-on impersonation of cat sex audio.